The Day My Scooter Became a Superstar
It all began when my old rusty scooter decided to fart like a dinosaur in the middle of the market. The sound echoed so loud that a nearby film crew thought it was a stunt sound effect. They came over, hired me and my scooter for a scene, and before I knew it, we were famous! My scooter got more fan mail than I did. The twist? It now refuses to start unless paparazzi are around. Lesson? Never underestimate a fart-powered vehicle!